Jerk Hearts Sunshine

y o u n g v o l c a n o e s || fall out boy

this page is the only reason i still go on Facebook

Perks of Dating Me:

• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck
• and good music taste

how can lawyers argue without crying

Me: omg I have so much work to do 
Netflix: plays next episode*
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No man will ever satisfy me as much as the Up All Night album did

My talents include finding really inventive ways to keep text conversations alive

put this sticker on my ass